Dotman12
10-23-2004, 07:34 PM
What is the funniest name uve given 2 an FF7 character? Mine r
Tifa-Boob Job(No offence to Tifa fans)
Redxii-Kerchak
Cloud-Gmoney
Barret-The Curser
Ha ha ha lol.

fascist socialist
10-23-2004, 08:36 PM
WHAT AN INSIGHTFUL THREAD!

i named aeris "DEAD"

omnislash
10-24-2004, 12:55 AM
I always name Barret Mr T.

it does make for funny conversation too at one point in the game, i forget when they say it but its something like
Tifa- hey come on Mr. Mr. T
Barret-Stop that, that don't sound right

TrekkiesUnite118
10-24-2004, 07:26 PM
I called Red XIII Bajwah.

Kurisutaru
10-24-2004, 07:34 PM
I didn't name him it but my Brother named Barret "Metalica" and I think he named Cloud "Slipnot"

LOL

Cid Highwind
10-24-2004, 09:06 PM
Cloud- Asshole
Tifa- bed buddy
Berret-Mr.noodle
RedXIII -Cojo
Cid-well umm I didn't change his
Vincent- Gods wrath
Yuffie - whore
Caith sith _ Dumb ass

jiro
10-24-2004, 09:35 PM
Aeris-Aerith

grn apple tree
10-24-2004, 09:58 PM
one time my sister named cloud after some korean singer...

Dot Centaur
10-25-2004, 01:18 AM
Cid: DickHead
Red XIII:Callie
Cait Sith:Winnie

dyne trance
10-25-2004, 01:34 AM
HA! I'm SO glad you brought that up! I didn't make it up, but my bro did! WHen my bro got Vincent, he thought he was lame so he named him

AngryPuss

I laugh every time I see it!

Gast
10-25-2004, 10:52 AM
Red XII - nanaki
Aeris - Ancient
Cloud - Zack

Slash
10-25-2004, 01:06 PM
cloud - dick
barret - dyne
tifa - drool
aeris - corps
cid - mr cool
red 13 - woof
vincent - kept that the same
yuffie - thief
cait sith - reeve

Gast
10-25-2004, 06:56 PM
Yeah I forgot, I named Cait Sith as Reeve and
Tifa - Knockers :)

Landlord of Sector 7
10-27-2004, 11:29 PM
Squall
Rinoa
Zell
Irvine
Selphie
Quistis
Seifer

LOLL!!1!1!1!!!111!

Toastie!
10-28-2004, 10:50 AM
But seriously calling main charcters B*tch is funny.

Zell: Sup Bitch!!

Or when Cloud jumps on the train after the blowing up the reactor, it is hard to tell if they are happy to see him or just shouting profanites at him.

the striking distance
10-30-2004, 08:03 PM
Squall
Rinoa
Zell
Irvine
Selphie
Quistis
Seifer

LOLL!!1!1!1!!!111!

yeah i've done that once.
i also had a habit of naming the characters of people that i knew in real life.

westywesty77
11-01-2004, 08:24 PM
I named Tifa as Big Tits........I think we all no why.

Jester
11-01-2004, 08:56 PM
I name everyone Marklar

Kemtach2999
11-13-2004, 08:44 PM
I once called Aeris DeadMeat....

BizarroSephiroth
11-13-2004, 10:47 PM
I called Cloud Dickhead once.....

Xaos
11-15-2004, 08:36 AM
The first time I played FF7, I named Barret= Bluto because he reminded me of that popeye character.

I-am-not-a-robot
11-17-2004, 06:49 PM
Cloud: Mr. Grumpy Gills
Barret: The frog (dont ask)
Red: Winnie the pooh

CRUNCH BAR
11-18-2004, 02:54 AM
Barret-lardass
Cloud-Marlboro(I smoke)
Red XIII-Kamel Red


one time my sister named cloud after some korean singer...
which Korean singer?

Frog
11-19-2004, 04:40 AM
Cloud - Spike Head
Tifa - WOW
Barret - I pity the fool
red XII - tabey
Cid - I lIkE #$@#

Spermking69
11-19-2004, 06:09 AM
Barret-Black Guy
Cid- Rocketman
Yuffie- Ninjaslut
Red XIII- Cujo
Cait Sith- King Cat
Vincent- Deadman X

Toastie!
11-19-2004, 08:10 AM
Naming all characters Cloud can be rather confusing, or switching their names aound

BizarroSephiroth
11-20-2004, 10:11 PM
Vincent was Gumdrops

jiro
11-20-2004, 10:16 PM
cloud-pluff

FF1WithAllThieves
12-01-2004, 09:00 PM
First off, I want to bring it to everyone's attention that many people could not have given characters the names they claimed to, because they would not fit. If I had an infinite number of letters available, I would have named Cloud Tarquinfimtimwimlimbusstopvatangvatangolebiscuitba rrel. Anyhow, these are a few of mine and my brother's.

Cloud-Toast
Barret-Wal-Mart, Sprinkles
Aeris-Chimney
RedXIII-God
Tifa-EllaGuru(It's from a Captain Beefheart song)
Cait-Sith-Cleveland
Yuffie-Broccoli

Cloud1
12-12-2004, 02:55 PM
Tifa= Big tits
Aeris: DOOMED!
Cloud: Mental
Vincent: CaptainClaw
Cait Sith: FREAK!
There.

40k Tarnag Dark Assasin
12-12-2004, 04:24 PM
Cloud: Horus
Barret: Abadonn
Tifa: Hore
Aeris: Prost
Caitsith: JacKass
Cid: Cock sucker
Yuffie:Shemale
Red XIII: Horny Dog

The first two only 40k people will get

"Only the Awkward Question, only the foolish ask twice"

Dragoncurry
12-13-2004, 04:15 AM
I called Tifa "My Bitch" That was MAD funny. Cloud was like..."Hey, my bitch!"

Crimson X
01-10-2005, 06:00 AM
tifa-tifa3000

Kemtach2999
01-10-2005, 12:43 PM
My sister called Cloud Hegehog ( or as much as would fit)

Rofl @ Dragoncurry's post

Death to Cloud
01-12-2005, 04:23 PM
I named red 13-BOB
I named cloud-Draco
Inamed Baret-Bart

SlavicWolfram
01-12-2005, 10:22 PM
Cloud: Jabroni
Tifa: mkmycokhpy
Barret: Dude
Red XIII: Fluffy
Cid: suckit
Vincent: Cpt.Claw
Cait Sith: pussy
Yuffie: NI (Not Important)

I want people to know that, it's not that I didn't like Yuffie, I jus never really used her.

FF1WithAllThieves
01-12-2005, 11:15 PM
Cloud: Jabroni
Tifa: mkmycokhpy
Barret: Dude
Red XIII: Fluffy
Cid: suckit
Vincent: Cpt.Claw
Cait Sith: pussy
Yuffie: NI (Not Important)

I want people to know that, it's not that I didn't like Yuffie, I jus never really used her.

I, on the other hand, named Yuffie Broccoli because I hate Yuffie (and broccoli.)

TrekkiesUnite118
01-16-2005, 04:56 AM
I called Red XIII Bajwah which you guys probably wont get becuase its an inside joke between me and my friend but its hilarious to me.

xdistantxdreamerx
01-18-2005, 02:45 AM
Cloud: Spykes
Barret: Baret *like a bow*
tifa: Slut
RedXIII: Fire Inu
Vincent: St. Valentine

Cid Highwind
01-22-2005, 03:46 PM
I noticed the names of Cid it hurt me. O and on a lighter note trekkies suck.

Star Wars forever.

Nixxi
01-22-2005, 07:40 PM
i know it isn't ffvii but my friend named steiner f**k on my game but with all the letters
in ffvii my brother called cloud helen for a strange reason

Cid Highwind
01-22-2005, 07:46 PM
lol

clenchy
01-24-2005, 09:46 PM
i called cait sith Shitbrick!

Cid Highwind
01-26-2005, 04:47 PM
hahahahaha

Einafit
01-26-2005, 09:04 PM
I leave all my character names alone but I like the "My Bitch" for Tifa, it sounds funny to have cloud call her that.

Sancho
01-26-2005, 09:37 PM
Red XIII : Lassie

Cid Highwind
01-28-2005, 02:34 PM
here lassie is Cloud stuck in a crater

Sancho
01-28-2005, 03:06 PM
I liked the name because wat some point on Disk 1 redXIII goes : "My name is Red XIII, also known as Lassie" and I can't help but chuckle

ronin
01-29-2005, 09:30 PM
Cloud-Mr nipple
Catsith-bluenuts
Tifa-taffy
Barret-arnold
Aeris-da mon
Vincent-death

I never made fun of a two characters....because their to cool to make fun of...

Sephiroth_OneWingedAngel
01-31-2005, 03:33 PM
calling every1 Sephiroth makes for an interesting game, you get some great quotes, this one cloud says, but I called him Sephiroth, k?

Sephiroth (Cloud) : Hey, Sephiroth (Barrett), Sephiroth (Tifa)! Get over here, I think Sephiroth (The real one) was here...


Confusing... Waaaah...

Ret-
01-31-2005, 04:21 PM
i also had a habit of naming the characters of people that i knew in real life.

I did that once :>

ronin
02-01-2005, 01:18 AM
That sounds like it would make your head hurt once and a while, Sephiroth Onewinged Angel....I don't think my little brain could take all of the Confusion....

TrekkiesUnite118
02-01-2005, 01:59 AM
Heres one I just remembered I did. Once I called Tifa BABEHOTTY.

ronin
02-01-2005, 02:18 AM
Once I called Cid sexy...even though it's true...

Cid Highwind
02-01-2005, 07:57 PM
ok y did you call me sexy? ur a dude right?

u_aint_ready
02-02-2005, 04:12 AM
I once named Barret Dickem
an Cloud wuz Fem

Cloud Strife101
02-02-2005, 05:18 AM
I dont really change their name except Aeris to Aerith

Cid Highwind
02-07-2005, 05:26 PM
ok

ronin
02-07-2005, 05:43 PM
Hey, Cid is awsome....He's my hero...and no..I'm not a guy...so its OK for me to like him....Clearing things up?

A ronin isn't neccesarly a male...

PhearTehGrimace
02-09-2005, 06:27 PM
I named my Barret Big Momma, but didn't change anything else.

FF1WithAllThieves
02-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Just started a new game. Some of these you won't get, but...

Cloud-Cpt. Man
Barret-Bikke (it's only funny if you played FFI)
Tifa-Serges (from Mega Man X II)
Aeris-Nokonoko
Red XIII-Sam Sneed

ronin
02-09-2005, 11:05 PM
Big momma...I guess he does live up to that name...doesnt he..

u_aint_ready
02-09-2005, 11:51 PM
I alwayz wishd i cood fit more letters cuz if i cood i would've named Tifa Mz. Chokesonalottadik (reed it slow) and Red XIII wood be Nasty Pussy

Debs087
02-10-2005, 09:10 AM
I always call my characters the default names. However, my sister.. she enjoys calling them different names.

She once called Aeris, "Big Tits" even though Tifa's got her beat in the breast department. She's a strange girl.

u_aint_ready
02-13-2005, 01:58 AM
i just name em wutever comes to mind...Cloud...Hardhead...Tifa...TATA... wuteva

Gast
02-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Well I havent really called them anything funny, but I have called them this before:
CLOUD: Zack
AERIS: Ancient
RED XIII: Nanaki
VINCENT: Turk
CAIT SITH: Reeve

coudlnt think of a clever name for all hte rest.

u_aint_ready
02-14-2005, 04:14 AM
i no how that iz, it iz reel hard to think of a name for sum1. *slaps self* sorry my bad side came bak off vacation he alwayz leeves wen im punished

rev0lver0cel0t
02-15-2005, 08:45 PM
Mr. Pickles

u_aint_ready
02-16-2005, 04:13 AM
MyFlower

clouds clone
02-17-2005, 02:25 PM
i once called barret mr. t

u_aint_ready
03-09-2005, 04:30 AM
i didnt do this 1 but i wish i could

Red XIII: PLURPLEBERRY